Jeffrey

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Just a Country Boy Playing at Getting Rich Quick. 😋

I'm pretty much open to any free/low cost referral programs, but I'm mostly going to be messing around with crypto earning/mining/trading. I learn by doing, but I'd prefer to not have to learn by losing first! I'm a dreamer, inventor, mad scientist, and gear-head all rolled into one. I enjoy long walks on the beach with... wait, this isn't that kind of site?! Ugh, awkward... Anyways, I'm an Eagle Scout that accidentally started a bonfire (of sorts) while I was still IN the huge amount of very dry kindling. The long version is so much better, lol! I'm also the lucky that built a tennis ball cannon that used actual gunpowder... which I immediately loaded with something that fit the barrel much tighter and was many times heavier than a tennis ball. Of course I used those details as an excuse to double the amount of powder as well. The projectile was literally vaporized, the two and a half foot long barrel had kicked back so hard that it was completely underground, and I realized that I hadn't made a cannon, I had made a pipe-bomb that failed to kill me. I haven't made one since. My friends and I used to grab a couple of chainsaws, drinks, snacks, and camp chairs, hike out into the woods, and then take turns picking a tree, climbing as close to the top as we could get, and finally giving the ready signal... which let the rest know that it was ok to cut the tree down. Because, of course we would! I mean, why WOULDN'T we climb trees and ride them down as they fell?! It's a good idea! Completely safe! I'm honestly surprised that I'm still alive, now that I think about it. 🤔 I'm also the idiot that invented a product that Fiskars is currently selling for a ton of $ despite it being complete garbage. I invented it when I was ten! My version was, and still is superior in every way. I'm considering going through the hassle of getting a patent just so I could sell it to Fiskars biggest competitor. Let me know if you want in on that, cause I'll need a prototype, my kid scribbles probably won't be good enough. We can crowd fund it. 🤣 Oops, there's the notification signaling that it's time to get another 500 sat of BCH, I'm RICH!!!